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A gas-powered ride through the funkiest pine forest on Earth. Opening the jar and popping the seal releases a cloud of diesel exhaust and dry wood shavings with a funk of freshly crushed garlic that would make any gas/chem profile lover fall head over heels. As part of our in-house breeding programs, the best qualities of the plant are expressed, and the density of the buds with a full covering of trichomes is a direct result of all of our hard work. After you relax your hands from trying to grind this cultivar up, rolling becomes a breeze. The stickiness of the flower allows for more control while handling. Each of the sharp aromatic notes take on a different character in the flavor, with each of them remaining equally as enjoyable. All of the gasoline smells have muted down some and are now much more of a tape or a glue adhesive flavor, the dried wood is more herbal, and what was once the gaseous smell of garlic is now reminiscent of a spoiled citrus – all combining for a delicious, palate-covering smoke that will have you smacking your lips long after you put it out. Staying relatively true to the hybrid label, effects physically were well-balanced, while mental stimulation and heightened awareness were noted .

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Lineage: Papaya Bx x (Mango #33 x Afghani #1) x Strawberry Guava (Hybrid)
Profile: Tropical, Citrus, and Sweet
Dominant Terpenes: Info Soon

The tropical hybrid bursts with strawberry, guava, passionfruit, and citrus aromas, delivering a smooth, fruity flavor profile with a bright, citral finish. While offering subtle indica effects, Papaya is perfect for those looking to unwind and relax with a premium, flavor-forward experience.

Blooberry is a balanced 50/50 hybrid that leans into deep berry richness with a funky twist. Gypsy Road brings earthy depth and subtle spice, while Dale Dillinger layers in sweet, jammy blueberry notes and a touch of skunky gas. The smoke opens with ripe berry sweetness and finishes with a slightly herbal, diesel-kissed exhale.
Lineage: Gypsy Road x Dale Dillinger
Strain Type: 50/50 Hybrid
Smell/Taste: Blueberry | Sweet | Earthy I Diesel |
Herbal

A potent indica that combines the creamy sweetness of 09′ Animal Cookies with the rich, caramel-diesel funk of Caramel Tsunami. The result is a deeply flavorful strain with notes of sweet dough, gas, and earthy spice that linger on the palate. Its heavy body high delivers deep relaxation and calm, perfect for easing stress or winding down after a long day.
Lineage: 09′ Animal Cookies × Caramel Tsunami
Strain Type: Indica
Smell/Taste: Sweet | Dough I Gas I Earthy

Crystal Clear delivers a great high every time because we are obsessive about our quality control. Each of our proprietary blends replicates a flower’s terpene profile to create the same high without tars and resins. We oversee the entire process to ensure a consistent experience, one with high potency at a great price that our loyal customers know and love.

Disposable vaporizers contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by an attached battery and inhaled. These products come charged and ready to go, and are not designed to be reused, refilled, or recharged. These products are often very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.

Lineage: LA Pure Kush X Appalachia (Sativa Dominant Hybrid)
Profile: Spicy, Gassy, and Herbal
Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene

Pure Vida, sometimes referred to as “Pura Vida” or “Pure Life,” is a Sativa Dominant Hybrid that was produced by crossing the powerful LA Pure Kush and Appalachia strains. This bud has an extremely potent flavor, adding a nice hint of creamy lemon. The scent is equally strong, with a skunky pine undertone and a lemony ammonia accent.

Lineage: Blue Dream x Blowfish (Sativa Dominant Hybrid)
Profile: Berries, Earthy, and Pine
Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene

The traditional Blue Dream x Blowfish strains were crossed to generate Blue Dream Blowfish, a sativa-dominant hybrid strain. This bud has a skunky, tongue-tingling flavor that is sweet and delicious, like blueberry hash. The scent is nearly identical, with a hint of spicy blueberry complemented by woody pine and skunky hash.

Lineage: Kush Mints x Mimosa (Hybrid)
Profile: Coffee, Herbal, and Woody
Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, and Caryophyllene

Prepare for a symphony of flavors as Mimosa Mints serenades you with its sweet, citrus-infused breath underscored by a refreshing hint of mint. This strain’s terpene profile is as complex as it is delightful, blending fruity and floral notes that promise a potent and enduring effect.

Lineage: Lady Madonna # 10 x Modified Muffins # 10 (Hybrid)
Profile: Citrus, Herbs, and Earthy
Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, and Myrcene

Nuclear Muffins is an experience in itself, with a complex aroma profile of citrus, herbs, tobacco, and earth. A combination of our Modified Muffins funk with the fruity and floral notes of Lady Madonna creates sharp flavor notes. Each of the buds are adorned with a blanket of purple hues that offer a dark-colored background for the vibrant orange stigmas.

Lineage: Thai Landrace x Caprichosa (Sativa)
Profile: Earthy, Citrus, and Herbal
Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, and Caryophyllene

Looking for a sativa that’s more “tropical sunrise” than “cold brew”? Grassroots cracked the code with Novarine, an equatorial double-cross of Thai Landrace and Caprichosa Thai. Break open the bud for a bouquet of sweet tropical flowers and freshly ground spices. The flavor matches the aromatics and finds a strong mix of citrus and herbs on the exhale.