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Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.
Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.
Infusion Method: Cannabis Oil
Ratio: Full THC
Per Can: 5mg THC
Hi5 cannabis infused seltzer contains 5mg of THC and an all-natural pomegranate flavor. The ancient Greeks believed that the pomegranate tree sprang from the blood of Dionysus, the god of wine. We think history is dope, and with zero sugar, zero calories, and gluten-free, Hi5 is dope, too. Each 4-pack includes four 12 ounce cans designed to take effect in five minutes. It may be a product of the gods.
Infusion Method: Cannabis Oil
Ratio: Full THC
Per Can: 5mg THC
Hi5 cannabis infused seltzer contains 5mg of THC and an all-natural pomegranate flavor. The ancient Greeks believed that the pomegranate tree sprang from the blood of Dionysus, the god of wine. We think history is dope, and with zero sugar, zero calories, and gluten-free, Hi5 is dope, too. Each 4-pack includes four 12 ounce cans designed to take effect in five minutes. It may be a product of the gods.
Lineage: Honey Boo Boo x Banana OG (Hybrid)
Profile: Floral, Bananas, and Sweet
Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene
Sweet like a ring pop and smooth like velour, Honey Banana is a 2000s-era hybrid that blends Honey Boo Boo with Strawberry Banana – two dessert-tier strains bred for max flavor. It emerged during a time when growers and connoisseurs were chasing terps over tradition, ushering in a new era of fruit-forward genetics. With creamy banana notes and honey-sweet depth, Honey Banana felt right at home in the era.
Lineage: Chemdawg x Hindu Kush (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid)
Profile: Citrus, Pine, and Skunky
Dominant Terpenes: Linalool, Limonene, and Beta-Myrcene
According to cannabis community lore, OG Kush was the brainchild of a man we only know as “Bubba” in the Los Angeles, CA area in the ’90s. Legend has it, Bubba received a cutting of Chemdawg which he crossed with a Lemon Thai and a Hindu Kush to create this potent hybrid. The strain became a staple on the West Coast for its distinct piney and sour-lemon aroma and relaxed yet euphoric high.
Lineage: Chemdawg x Hindu Kush (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid)
Profile: Citrus, Pine, and Skunky
Dominant Terpenes: Linalool, Limonene, and Beta-Myrcene
According to cannabis community lore, OG Kush was the brainchild of a man we only know as “Bubba” in the Los Angeles, CA area in the ’90s. Legend has it, Bubba received a cutting of Chemdawg which he crossed with a Lemon Thai and a Hindu Kush to create this potent hybrid. The strain became a staple on the West Coast for its distinct piney and sour-lemon aroma and relaxed yet euphoric high.
Lineage: Honey Boo Boo x Banana OG (Hybrid)
Profile: Floral, Bananas, and Sweet
Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene
Sweet like a ring pop and smooth like velour, Honey Banana is a 2000s-era hybrid that blends Honey Boo Boo with Strawberry Banana – two dessert-tier strains bred for max flavor. It emerged during a time when growers and connoisseurs were chasing terps over tradition, ushering in a new era of fruit-forward genetics. With creamy banana notes and honey-sweet depth, Honey Banana felt right at home in the era.
Our Transdermal Gel consists of our full spectrum Liquid Shatter and proprietary essential oil blend infused into a silicone-based gel containing pharmaceutical grade permeation enhancers. These permeation enhancers help drag all the cannabinoids from our full spectrum Liquid Shatter across the usually impermeable skin barrier for dosing directly into inflamed joints and muscles.
Disposable vaporizers contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by an attached battery and inhaled. These products come charged and ready to go, and are not designed to be reused, refilled, or recharged. These products are often very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.
The Cheddar Cheeze strain is a potent indica-dominant hybrid resulting from crosses like Cake Mints x Platinum GSC x Gorilla Diesel #3. This strain is known for its intense cheesy, skunky, and earthy aroma, alongside a flavor profile that includes notes of citrus and spice. It delivers deeply relaxing, body-heavy effects, promoting comfort, stress relief, and mood enhancement, making it suitable for unwinding in the evening.
Disposable vaporizers contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by an attached battery and inhaled. These products come charged and ready to go, and are not designed to be reused, refilled, or recharged. These products are often very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.
Strain Series — For the Terp Nerd
— Strictly Strain-Specific Terps
— A true, well-rounded flavor experience
— Soft-burning iKrusher micro-sized disposable
— Consistent, clog-free hits with medical stainless posts
— Classic stainless 510 carts also available