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Lineage: Cap Junky x Jealousy (Hybrid)
Profile: Sweet, Earthy, and Skunky
Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, and Linalool

Bred by Seed Junky Genetics, Juicee J is a hybrid created from Cap Junky (Miracle Mints: Alien Cookies x Kush Mints) and Jealousy (Gelato 41 x Sherb Bx), offering a well-rounded experience for both newcomers and longtime users. This versatile strain features a robust profile of spicy, sweet, and earthy musk, delivering balanced effects that blend euphoric energy with a lasting, uplifting buzz to stimulate creativity and provide gentle relaxation. Its complex flavors unfold with each hit, revealing layers of sherbet, fuel, and skunky aroma, making Juicee J a top choice for cannabis enthusiasts seeking a flavorful and dynamic experience.

(Hybrid)
Bursting on to the Lazy River Products scene, our new yummy Grape Nerd Burst Gummies! This delectable Moose Chew tastes reminiscent of grape soda, with a sweet tangy twist. These dual textured treats combine crunchy and chewy with a pop of delicious grape candy featuring the original pink and purple Nerds.

Lineage: Cap Junky x Jealousy (Hybrid)
Profile: Sweet, Earthy, and Skunky
Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, and Linalool

Bred by Seed Junky Genetics, Juicee J is a hybrid created from Cap Junky (Miracle Mints: Alien Cookies x Kush Mints) and Jealousy (Gelato 41 x Sherb Bx), offering a well-rounded experience for both newcomers and longtime users. This versatile strain features a robust profile of spicy, sweet, and earthy musk, delivering balanced effects that blend euphoric energy with a lasting, uplifting buzz to stimulate creativity and provide gentle relaxation. Its complex flavors unfold with each hit, revealing layers of sherbet, fuel, and skunky aroma, making Juicee J a top choice for cannabis enthusiasts seeking a flavorful and dynamic experience.

Lineage: Oreoz x Devil Driver (Indica Dominant Hybrid)
Profile: Fruity, Vanilla, and Sweetness
Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, and Myrcene

Dante’s Inferno, brought to you by Clearwater Genetics and Tiki Madman Genetics, is a captivating hybrid created by crossing Oreoz and Devil Driver. This strain combines diverse profiles and stunning visuals, showcasing big, dense buds with hints of pink and orange, covered in larger white trichomes for a frosty for a frosty appearance. Known for its delightful flavor, Dante’s Inferno surprises with a bouquet of strawberries, cream, and cherry, rounded out by vanilla nuttiness and a hint of spice when smoked.

(Sativa)
Lazy River Products’ NEW sensational effect specific Sangria Moose Chews combine flavors of deep red fruits & Wines, and are designed to encourage a spark of Energy. Sangria Moose Chews are infused with THC, our in-house cannabis derived Sangria terpenes, and Ginseng extract that has been used for centuries and has been reported to increase energy levels and builds stamina to support increased activity.

(Indica)
In the rush of everyday life, creating your sanctuary is essential—that moment where the noise fades, your senses awaken, and you strike the perfect balance between serenity and playfulness, energy and relaxation. Evoke Essences was created for those who seek more than just an escape—for those who want to elevate every moment with bold flavors and full-spectrum cannabis.

Lineage: Alien Cookies x Miracle 15 (Hybrid)
Profile: Citrus, Herbs, and Sourness
Dominant Terpenes: Not Tested

With grandparent origins of Starfighter x Colombian, Cap forgot about seeds he got from that cross before the seeds survived an ill fated trip to the washing machine. Of the 15 seeds that germinated only one plant survived: “Miracle 15” pheno. That Miracle 15 crossed with Alien Cookies F2 #7 to make the eventual MAC 1. What we have here is the Caps Cut version of his MAC1, so it’s coming from his personal crop. Cap decided to make a rule for the MAC: Only those who had put in the time and had a passion for the plant would get his genetics and cuts. Thankfully one of those is the Smash Hits crew. And now it’s available to you.

Lineage: Chem D x SFV OG Kush (Hybrid)
Profile: Chemical, Gassy, and Pine
Dominant Terpenes: Not Tested

It’s called Nesta OG, and like its namesake, it’s smooth, grounding, and deceptively powerful. Created by a personal friend of Chemdog, Nesta OG is a hybrid cross of Chem D x SFV OG Kush, this strain walks the line between raw edge and meditative calm. From the Chem D side, expect that classic chemical funk — sharp gassy, with a hint of runner glove and rebellion. SFV OG brings a citrus pine brightness that cuts through, lending clarity to the chaos.

Lineage: Alien Cookies x Miracle 15 (Hybrid)
Profile: Citrus, Herbs, and Sourness
Dominant Terpenes: Not Tested

With grandparent origins of Starfighter x Colombian, Cap forgot about seeds he got from that cross before the seeds survived an ill fated trip to the washing machine. Of the 15 seeds that germinated only one plant survived: “Miracle 15” pheno. That Miracle 15 crossed with Alien Cookies F2 #7 to make the eventual MAC 1. What we have here is the Caps Cut version of his MAC1, so it’s coming from his personal crop. Cap decided to make a rule for the MAC: Only those who had put in the time and had a passion for the plant would get his genetics and cuts. Thankfully one of those is the Smash Hits crew. And now it’s available to you.

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Lineage: Grape Stomper OG x Dizzy (Indica Dominant Hybrid)
Profile: Fruity, Earthy, and Pine
Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, B-Caryophyllene, and B-Pinene

Exaltation combines Grape Stomper OG and Mendocino’s Dizzy to create a nicely-balanced Indica high. Its pungent, blue and purple buds with abundant crystals make it a prized Indica-dominant hybrid.