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Theory Wellness Wedding Cake | Theory Wellness |

Lineage: Triangle Kush x Animal Mints (Indica Dominant Hybrid)
Profile: Fruit, Sweet, and Berries
Dominant Terpenes: Nerolidol, Caryophyllene, and Limonene

Wedding Cake is an indica-dominant hybrid also known as Pink Cookies, made by crossing Triangle Kush with Animal Mints. It imparts a fruity flavor and a very sweet, aromatic fragrance. The flavor is the ideal fusion of cherry pie fruitiness with cookie sweetness.

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Hi5 Pomegranate Seltzer 4pk | Hi5 |

Infusion Method: Cannabis Oil
Ratio: Full THC
Per Can: 5mg THC

Hi5 cannabis infused seltzer contains 5mg of THC and an all-natural pomegranate flavor. The ancient Greeks believed that the pomegranate tree sprang from the blood of Dionysus, the god of wine. We think history is dope, and with zero sugar, zero calories, and gluten-free, Hi5 is dope, too. Each 4-pack includes four 12 ounce cans designed to take effect in five minutes. It may be a product of the gods.

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Hi5 Pomegranate Seltzer 4pk | Hi5 |

Infusion Method: Cannabis Oil
Ratio: Full THC
Per Can: 5mg THC

Hi5 cannabis infused seltzer contains 5mg of THC and an all-natural pomegranate flavor. The ancient Greeks believed that the pomegranate tree sprang from the blood of Dionysus, the god of wine. We think history is dope, and with zero sugar, zero calories, and gluten-free, Hi5 is dope, too. Each 4-pack includes four 12 ounce cans designed to take effect in five minutes. It may be a product of the gods.

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Hi5 Pomegranate Seltzer 4pk | Hi5 |

Infusion Method: Cannabis Oil
Ratio: Full THC
Per Can: 5mg THC

Hi5 cannabis infused seltzer contains 5mg of THC and an all-natural pomegranate flavor. The ancient Greeks believed that the pomegranate tree sprang from the blood of Dionysus, the god of wine. We think history is dope, and with zero sugar, zero calories, and gluten-free, Hi5 is dope, too. Each 4-pack includes four 12 ounce cans designed to take effect in five minutes. It may be a product of the gods.

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Nostalgia Honey Banana | Nostalgia 00’s |

Lineage: Honey Boo Boo x Banana OG (Hybrid)
Profile: Floral, Bananas, and Sweet
Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene

Sweet like a ring pop and smooth like velour, Honey Banana is a 2000s-era hybrid that blends Honey Boo Boo with Strawberry Banana – two dessert-tier strains bred for max flavor. It emerged during a time when growers and connoisseurs were chasing terps over tradition, ushering in a new era of fruit-forward genetics. With creamy banana notes and honey-sweet depth, Honey Banana felt right at home in the era.

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Nostalgia OG Kush | Nostalgia 90’s |

Lineage: Chemdawg x Hindu Kush (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid)
Profile: Citrus, Pine, and Skunky
Dominant Terpenes: Linalool, Limonene, and Beta-Myrcene

According to cannabis community lore, OG Kush was the brainchild of a man we only know as “Bubba” in the Los Angeles, CA area in the ’90s. Legend has it, Bubba received a cutting of Chemdawg which he crossed with a Lemon Thai and a Hindu Kush to create this potent hybrid. The strain became a staple on the West Coast for its distinct piney and sour-lemon aroma and relaxed yet euphoric high.

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Nostalgia OG Kush | Nostalgia 90’s |

Lineage: Chemdawg x Hindu Kush (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid)
Profile: Citrus, Pine, and Skunky
Dominant Terpenes: Linalool, Limonene, and Beta-Myrcene

According to cannabis community lore, OG Kush was the brainchild of a man we only know as “Bubba” in the Los Angeles, CA area in the ’90s. Legend has it, Bubba received a cutting of Chemdawg which he crossed with a Lemon Thai and a Hindu Kush to create this potent hybrid. The strain became a staple on the West Coast for its distinct piney and sour-lemon aroma and relaxed yet euphoric high.

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Nostalgia Honey Banana | Nostalgia 00’s |

Lineage: Honey Boo Boo x Banana OG (Hybrid)
Profile: Floral, Bananas, and Sweet
Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene

Sweet like a ring pop and smooth like velour, Honey Banana is a 2000s-era hybrid that blends Honey Boo Boo with Strawberry Banana – two dessert-tier strains bred for max flavor. It emerged during a time when growers and connoisseurs were chasing terps over tradition, ushering in a new era of fruit-forward genetics. With creamy banana notes and honey-sweet depth, Honey Banana felt right at home in the era.

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